Friday, June 20, 2008
Goddamn racists, by Richard Martineau
A friend sent me an interesting link, the other day (cbc.ca/22minutes). This is the address of the site This Hour Has 22 Minutes, a show that humorous parody the news. The site allows you to watch old sketches.
If you look at the issue of 9 October 2007, you stumble across a skit entitled Quebec Nation.
YOUR TAXES AT WORK
The scene takes place in an independent Quebec. You see two guys and a girl in a field. They are poor and draw the devil by the tail, because "there is no more nor English Canadians for help."
"We are obliged to do everything alone, said one of two guys with a big emphasis Quebec. The kitchen, washing ... It is even obliged to subsidize our own culture! "
"When we left Canada, there was nothing out with us, deplores the girl. No city, no way. Not even a radio! The only thing that has washed away, it is our racism ... "Hilarious, no?
Remember that the show This Hour Has 22 Minutes is broadcast on CBC television that Canadian public finance you with your taxes.
The same TV cutting systematically provide Quebec artists during the broadcast of the gala Hall of Fame of Canadian songwriters.
Anyway, we must laugh, is not it? Otherwise Gérard Bouchard will say that we are cautious and fearful ...
WHITE FEET
Speaking of racism ... On 21 April, the newspaper The Gazette published a small announcement of a social nature.
It was an appeal to all to find out if a family of West Island could host a girl 13 years one weekend per month, history of letting his mother blow a little.
"The girl is very active, she keeps her room clean and complies with the regulations of the house, could be read. Ideally, the host family would be black ... "
Imagine how The Gazette would react if the Journal were to find a foster family WHITE for a girl. We would yell to racism!
But these are anglos who publish such adverts, then it's like butter in the pan ...
But these are anglos who publish such adverts, then it's like butter in the pan ...
SIMPLE AS HELLO
A few days ago, I told you there was a kosher connecting pipes of a dishwasher.
Well, it's even more complicated than what I thought. Bernard Thompson, Hérouxville, sent me a document written by Rabbi Dovid Bendory explaining how Orthodox Jews must be taken to "purify" a dishwasher ...
We must remove the traps the dishwasher. Carefully wash the filter drain. Leave the dishwasher unused for 24 hours. Make a wash vacuum at elevated temperature. Take two bricks and put them in an oven at 500 degrees for one hour. Installing pieces of wood in the dishwasher. When the bricks are hot, take them with aluminum foil and place them on pieces of wood. Make a wash for maximum temperature until the water boiled dishwasher. Leave the dishwasher to cool for one hour.
And tadam! You have a dishwasher kosher, which will allow your God to sleep on his two ears.
And now for the dryer ...
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