Thursday, July 03, 2008

 

Best and Worst Awards 2008 Nominations, by Francis Chartrand

It is with joy and sarcasm that I wish to announce the establishment of an anti-gala, next September, which will award prizes to winners of best and worst personalities on the planet. Everything will be analysed by a jury of 12 people, including myself, Francis Chartrand.


Best attempt to pick up a Nobel Peace Prize

Best attempt to be re-elected democratically, but by cheating

Best excuse to push up oil prices

Best excuse to stay in Iraq

Best excuse to stay in Afghanistan

Sporting surprise of the year

Electoral surprise of the year

Best economic decision

Worst economic decision

Best cultural decision

Worst cultural decision

Best excuse to grant clemency to a criminal

Best time to shut up for a month, but the person in question has not done so

Best time to yell for a month, but the person in question has not done so

Best Innovation of the Year

Worst Innovation of the Year

Best example when we follow a political party, we wonder who is the head

Other appointments will come soon.

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