Saturday, June 13, 2009
A prayer before insemination, the sperm is now kosher, by Francis Chartrand
Reasonable accommodations begin even before conception to the McGill University Health Center. To accommodate Muslims, Jews and even Catholics recite prayers, and we allow the presence of an observer during the Jewish fertility treatments.
"These treatments should be accessible to all religions and all communities," said Dr. Hananel Holzer, fertility specialist at the Royal Victoria Hospital.
To ensure the support of Orthodox Jewish communities, it tolerates the presence of an observer trained to meet the precepts associated with that religion. In all, they are eight to have completed the training given by Rabbi Weiss, head of the Council of the Jewish community in Montreal.
Approximately one to two requests for accommodation were made each week.
Incubators reserved for Jews
"In Judaism, Halachah requires that certain conditions are met, on many aspects of life. If more than familiar with the concept of kosher foods, not all are aware that the Jewish laws also outline clear guidelines in terms of reproduction, "says Dr. Hozler.
Two incubators for the conservation of embryos are also kept under lock and key and a PIN is required to open them. They may not be in the presence of the representative Jew.
Dr. Hozler, who has practiced in Israel, imported by that way. The accommodations, however, apply to all communities.
Prayer for Muslims
Thus, for Muslims, recite a prayer at the time of insemination in the woman's uterus. It also tries to ensure that this is a woman who makes the treatment of in vitro fertilization, except if no specialist is present.
Although the majority of patients who require accommodations are Jews and Muslims, Dr Hozler had requests for a Catholic woman. The latter was reluctant, since the practice of freezing eggs is not permitted in Italy, his country of origin. It was therefore a different process for her.
Only restriction for Dr. Hozler: "The application should not impede medical treatment in any way," he says. Have we seen a difference in the success of treatment? "Good question, we should study it, but people feel more confident."
Through this initiative, we want to increase the number of patients who have access to fertility treatments, which will be reimbursed by the government.
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Well, my comment now. That was the article in the Journal de Montreal, morning edition of Friday June 12.
What is that? A multi-confessionnal hospital now? Sperm now halal and kosher, blessed by Saïd Jaziri and a rabbi from Boisbriand, in addition to being blessed by Mr. Turcotte? Why not Rael playing guitar with his raelian ladies all nude in the room during its incubation elohim cum end with a liquid concentrate just by Mormons. Fortunately for us, and unfortunately for them, the Jehovah's Witnesses are not present, as stupidly and chaste opponent to fertilization they are.
You will find aggressive? So much better, when I see such nonsense, I must intervene. Why? Because common sense is not read more because we don't give a fuck about Bouchard Taylor Report, and that was supposed to follow the chapter on secularism in medical settings.
And how is the doctor fertility specialist at the Royal Victoria Hospital met with the journalist? Hananel Holzer. It's not very french canadian. It is Jewish. Okay, I concede, he wants to respect everyone, even the French Canadians. Well, thank you Dr. Holzer is well nice of you.
But Jesus Christ, if medical research in Quebec becomes a scene of "Mr. everyone is nice", as in schools with courses in ethics and religious culture, it has not finished in splitting in flowers in the carpet in front of neighbor's step-sister, nephew of the neighbor next door.
But back at the beginning. Semen halal and kosher, then I think crooked. I admit that if a Jewish girl or a Muslim girl makes me fellatio and swallow my sperm, it has broken no law. No, even if it is a Jewish girl of Boisbriand, and my scrotum and my testicles are blessed by the Grand Rabbi Erin Mizrahi, I have no problem having sex with a Jew, always if it is over 16 years, under the new federal law concerning the age of consent. Because if I cum in her mouth, the "food" intake it will be kosher.
And believe me, I met Jewish wicked girls. And as Muslim girls, even if they wear a hijab. Anyway, the hijab, I use to wipe my sweat after the act. And semen, Farah downstream, or I had cum in the hood. And shortly after, Farah was wearing proud Quebecois cut and the G String. Above all, the public, do not thank me, under a hijab for a navel over the air.
Anyway, you understand the principle. Bless, bless sperm and ova, and prayers. Hey, why not a druidic ritual time of the Celts? You make come (not by the penis, as some) fans of medieval fantasy, not concrete, but those who do not know the difference between Charlemagne and King Arthur. You take the bitch of the gang, ie one that is caught for a princess full bitch, which has a fat ass but not tops.
You made it a ritual, when dressed as medieval, it must make a casting druidic improvised and full of bull shit, on top of the vial of sperm in the laboratory with his right hand, because with his left hand, she eats the ... Doritos. Hurry, time is running out, because behind it stands a queue bizarre, including Scientology, with the sperm of L. Ron Hubbard.
No, but it is anything, the treatment according to the faith. Imagine even a satanic ritual carried out on human embryos. Must be crazy or what? In high school, during the course of Christian religious education as moral education courses, we were taught that the existence of God was not provable scientifically, while there, we try to believe in any hope for divine intervention within the science.
Finally, for once, accommodations apply to all communities, thank you Dr. Holzer. But damn it we like to tell fairy tales.
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